BLACK CONDOM

YOU MUST PLAY!
or a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.

The only way to save your life,
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life.

Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.
(Yes, that is in the morning) and Kill you and peel your skin alive!

PICK ONE:

CLEAR CONDOM: Just broke up with someone but still have feelings for them.

PINK CONDOM: single and just confused and don't know what to do

ORANGE CONDOM: Taken and happy with your relationship

BLUE CONDOM: Single and just living life

BLACK CONDOM: Taken & truly in love with the one your with

TEAL CONDOM: Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship

YELLOW CONDOM: taken & In Love with someone else

TYE-DYE CONDOM: Just taken and confused about stuff

RED CONDOM: single, but Like someone who likes you back, but not going out

PURPLE
CONDOM: Single and like someone, but don't know if they like you

BROKEN CONDOM: dang,the bitch is pregnant

GREEN CONDOM: your an under cover ninja turtle!

LAVENDER
CONDOM: taken and waiting for that person to change

GLOW IN THE
DARK CONDOM: freak in da sheet

notakaki : dapat yang glow in the dark punya memang rare habis! haha